relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

(Source: mrcheyl)

dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

(Source: likeafieldmouse)